At first I was “a-skaird” of the Romney, because he was
waiving around that Tea Party flag all year long.
But after that last debate, I hardly care who wins. Romney seems to have abandoned that Tea
Party / Republican affiliation that made him so scary.
For example, last year, Scary-Romney said he would abolish
Obama Care. Now he says he never said
he would reverse the Health-Care Law…he wants to keep the parts that are good,
just like Obama, and work on the parts that he feels is not so good, just like
Obama.
And he’s right, he said he would abolish Obama Care not the
Health Care Law…these are completely different things. And isn’t that what Republicans really want,
someone who will work on the Health Care Law instead of trying to get rid of
it?
And taxes.
Scary-Romney said taxes will never increase for his secret society of
billionaire donors, who by the way is very closely related to the infamous "Jimmy Olsen Secret Society of Sweater Thieves."
Now he says a 20%
tax rate for everyone and cut ALL loopholes…nice. When you cut the loopholes, you bring in more capital from the
wealthy…in his words, “That’s how you increase revenue…not by increasing
taxes.”
Although I am a registered Democrat, I like that!
He’s offers to collect more capital from the wealthy without
increasing taxes, because he’s making a NEW tax code where the wealthy pay more
right from the get-go. It’s not an
increase because, the new tax code has never existed before...
He’s like…a genius!
And best of all, he really sticks it to those billionaire jerks who
dumped all that dirty money in his lap.
Good for you Romney…”stick-it” to the filthy rich…just like Obama!
And how about those heart-warming stories he’s been
sharing…just like Obama. Why just the
other day he was giving a tearful testimony how when Bane Capital was young, he
had to take a commercial flight, next to all those common people. He could have caught a cold or got head lice
from someone…disgusting. And there was
even a black man aboard! He feared for
his life, but he gritted his teeth and carried on, and made out…A-O-K!
As a matter of fact I think Romney is more like Obama, than
Obama.
I think I just talked myself into voting for Romney!
Just think, twenty years ago the Feds were tracking down
cult leaders like dogs, and having shoot-outs and what-have-you. Wouldn’t it be cool to have a leader of a
major cult running the country?
Mormon deities believe that God speaks to them
directly. Which is the coolest of the
coolest! Virtually, God will run our
country. For example, maybe God will
reveal to the President “The Final Solution” to rid the country of immigration
problems. Like putting Hispanics in
slave labor camps and working them to death…or putting them in showers and
gassing us (I’m Hispanic). Sure it’s a
little crazy, but you can’t argue with the almighty!
Or maybe God will tell him to make
“Special-Government-Kool-aid” which will be given to all the poor people…and
over night, the jobless problem will be solved…’cause they is all dead.
Ok, maybe I’m getting carried away…but a cult leader running
the country?
Sweeeeet!
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