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This is the part of the show where Bob gets tired of writing about serious stuff and decides to tell a silly story.
Usually I write about some odd dream that I’ve had lately, but I quit drinking so much and I just don’t have them anymore. Or maybe my imagination has run dry, I am getting old you know.
Speaking of getting old, now that I’m an official Twitter, I found one that I thought folks who read this may appreciate. Its called “Shit my Dad says”. Here’s a recent sample, "I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem."
Either this guy has a really grumpy dad or he’s really funny. I never thought Twitter would produce something I like!
Anyways, I also used Twitter to send out a few invitations to writers to submit some stuff, but so far no one wants too. Six years ago, I couldn’t keep up with the stories sent, now it’s a different story. I think with the ease of building web sites and facebook, people are posting their own stuff on their own sites.
Our story section doesn’t get the million page views a month that it got back in 2004. Not even half a million any more, but we still get a clean 50 to 75,000 page views per month. That’s not bad coverage. A story posted on our site is sure to get in search engines.
So I guess even in today’s modern-a-go-go world, our little dirty unwanted spot on the internet can still do some folks some good.
Speaking of my strange stories, anyone who has logged on and has trouble posting a story, please let me know ( webmaster@theweirdcrap.com ). I want to know if I need better instruction, for folks who aren’t computer savvy.
Speaking of dark spots on things (like lungs), I understand Stephen Johnson has finally found the benefits of the almighty American Spirits cigarette. I’ve been smoking ‘em for years. I’m too cheap to buy them already made, I buy ‘em by the can with filters and roll my own. They’re only two inches long, but because they burn so much slower, it lasts as long as a regular cigarette.
Since I only smoke outside after the toddlers are asleep, one can for $25 lasts about 3 or four months. It makes an extremely expensive habit into a hardly noticeable habit. I started rollin’ my own when we hit hard financial times, but now I just don’t want to waste all that money.
Wow, I literally wrote about “nothing”, that either makes me Jerry Seinfeld or an average internet blogger.
Follow bob on twitter.
This is the part of the show where Bob gets tired of writing about serious stuff and decides to tell a silly story.
Usually I write about some odd dream that I’ve had lately, but I quit drinking so much and I just don’t have them anymore. Or maybe my imagination has run dry, I am getting old you know.
Speaking of getting old, now that I’m an official Twitter, I found one that I thought folks who read this may appreciate. Its called “Shit my Dad says”. Here’s a recent sample, "I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem."
Either this guy has a really grumpy dad or he’s really funny. I never thought Twitter would produce something I like!
Anyways, I also used Twitter to send out a few invitations to writers to submit some stuff, but so far no one wants too. Six years ago, I couldn’t keep up with the stories sent, now it’s a different story. I think with the ease of building web sites and facebook, people are posting their own stuff on their own sites.
Our story section doesn’t get the million page views a month that it got back in 2004. Not even half a million any more, but we still get a clean 50 to 75,000 page views per month. That’s not bad coverage. A story posted on our site is sure to get in search engines.
So I guess even in today’s modern-a-go-go world, our little dirty unwanted spot on the internet can still do some folks some good.
Speaking of my strange stories, anyone who has logged on and has trouble posting a story, please let me know ( webmaster@theweirdcrap.com ). I want to know if I need better instruction, for folks who aren’t computer savvy.
Speaking of dark spots on things (like lungs), I understand Stephen Johnson has finally found the benefits of the almighty American Spirits cigarette. I’ve been smoking ‘em for years. I’m too cheap to buy them already made, I buy ‘em by the can with filters and roll my own. They’re only two inches long, but because they burn so much slower, it lasts as long as a regular cigarette.
Since I only smoke outside after the toddlers are asleep, one can for $25 lasts about 3 or four months. It makes an extremely expensive habit into a hardly noticeable habit. I started rollin’ my own when we hit hard financial times, but now I just don’t want to waste all that money.
Wow, I literally wrote about “nothing”, that either makes me Jerry Seinfeld or an average internet blogger.
COMING NEXT: I get sick in the sink?
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