Sunday, December 17, 2006

Merry Christmas you sick son-of-a-bitches!

If you don’t celebrate Christmas, have a happy HOLIDAY. Or if you’re a pessimist and you find happiness offensive, have a crappy HOLIDAY. Or if you are convinced that this holiday season never happened or if your religion doesn’t have a holiday that fits into the winter festival time period, but you still find yourself off work because everyone else celebrates a holiday…Have a nice day!

I hope I haven’t left anyone out.

Since I’m too lazy to be creative I decided to do one of those “Best of” deals.

Back in 2000 I wrote the ”2 Days of Rehab” as a Christmas spoof (to come back to this page, do not use your computer’s “backspace” or internet explorers “Back” button –some archived pages have a java script that messes up those buttons. So again, use the Ask Bob link.

Then in 2001 I decided to find out scientifically if Christmas is really the most wonderful time of the year. Again, come back with the Ask Bob link –don’t use the back buttons!

Not wanting to leave anyone out in 2002, I wanted to make sure all the sick son-of-bitches out there also have a Merry Christmas!

Again, use the Ask Bob link, no buttons!

2003 : I pose the question, "Santa vs. Jesus - who is the better bringer of Christmas?" Bob link – yes. Buttons - no.

In 2004, I realized I am not the NEW MESSIAH and set out to pick a religion for our daughter. Check it out but don’t use the back button on your computer.

In 2005 I share with you my own Christmas conspiracy theory. I graced you with another Chrismas theme that year with a variation of Felic Navidad and Rudolph!

Which brings us to the present (2006) where all you get is this piss-poor, “best-of…” thing that I threw together to avoid writing a real article, but is still enough for me to get my 53 cents per week salary.

So send me a question you sick son-of-a-bitch!

COMING NEXT: More fucking cheer!

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